What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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barack osama

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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