What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

American healthcare.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

okay.....

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Haha

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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