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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family