Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Women Drivers.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Adam Sandler.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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