what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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go go gadget

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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