Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Y2K

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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