- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a little girl gets raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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