How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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