What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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666 im christian

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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knock knock your gay

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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