- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

potato farming

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

The glass is half an hour.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

My Girlfriend

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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