- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

French people

A jew went to Germany.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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