Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Chuck Norris

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Penis

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Akshaytiger World

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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