How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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I only like NY as a friend.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Hello

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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