What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Justin Bieber

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

penis that is all

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

shut up

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Steve Jobs.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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