- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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