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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A black goes to college

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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