If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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