how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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