Rebecca Black.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Teen pregnancy

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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