What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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