1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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The Economy

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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nine...eleven

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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you will die someday

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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you just lost the game!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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