- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

A seal walks into a club.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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