Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

You know George Washington? He died.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

My butt!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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