- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Kittens.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Bin Laden is dead.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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