How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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