- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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OGC - tilt your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What is brown and sticky?

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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