- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

cory is gay

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Susie has Autism

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

potato farming

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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