Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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