Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Lil' Wayne

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Sarah Palin is President

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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