Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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penis that is all

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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