- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A bar walks into your mother.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

minced oaths

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Can I touch it?

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

a black guy leaves prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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