Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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like my drawing of a white person?

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Penis.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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