- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Whats funnier than 24? 25

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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