What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -15

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

thumb_up thumb_down -17

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops