- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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