potato farming

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Susie has Autism

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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