Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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George Bush.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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a little girl gets raped

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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