Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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42.

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womens rights

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Teen pregnancy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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