What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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9:11 make a wish

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Tennesse

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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