Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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