- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

suck my dick.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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