whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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women's rights.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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