- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

W.N.B.A.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Chrissy is funny.

"Hello." "Hi."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

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