Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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