What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A baby seal walks into a club...

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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