What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Rob Bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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