What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

My Girlfriend

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Star Wars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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