What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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