What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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brett is a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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