What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Microsoft Windows

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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