- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

World Peace

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Chuck Norris died.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Chaney is a dumb b****

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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