What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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