Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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