There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Compton

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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