If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

thumb_up thumb_down -45

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

thumb_up thumb_down +88

What's white and very boney? A bone

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

thumb_up thumb_down +60

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

thumb_up thumb_down +56

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops