- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Knock Knock No one answers....

AVI IS A FAG

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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