- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

the your face joke

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Wolf Pussy

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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