Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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