Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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