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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Hummer.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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