What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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robin, get in the car.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's up? The sky.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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The Economy

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Frown is a four letter word.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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