You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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