Ben Colbert is gay

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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YOU IS DUM

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Hitler is my role model

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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