A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Your mom

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What flys? A fly

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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