- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do magnets work?

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Rock mattress.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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