What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

WTF BOOOOOM

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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