What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Penis.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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