Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

The Holocaust

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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