A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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math test 2=2

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Women's sports.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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