Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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