- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Homework.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

planking.

8=D

George W. Bush

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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