What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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9/11

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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robin, get in the car.

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"Up to 50% off."

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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