Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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That's Racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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