solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Hey, Max!!

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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