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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Women's rights.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Rebecca Black

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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