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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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