What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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maddie latino

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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