Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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you

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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My mom's dead

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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