Sex. That is all.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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imadewords

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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This is my joke. funny

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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the your face joke

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Wolf Pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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