why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Lebron Traveled

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Will you marry me?

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Lil' Wayne

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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