How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Looks through the peephole.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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