What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Whats9+10 19

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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