- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

the guy below me is gay

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Justin Bieber

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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