An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Knock knock *No one was home*

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

the guy below me is gay

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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