what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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That's what he said.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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women playing football?

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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