Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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YOU IS DUM

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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