- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Tim's gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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