Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Your Mom

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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The Economy

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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