- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Google Doodles

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Steve Jobs.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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