Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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It says so on your cap.

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Hello

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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