Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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