- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Your mother

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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