So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Your Mom

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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