Knock knock *No one was home*

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Lebron Traveled

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How much is an abortion? A life

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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