What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's white and sticky? Glue

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Chayton

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Anti Joke

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