- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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