- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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potato farming

The glass is half an hour.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Hi colton

Women's rights.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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