Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hitler was Jewish.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

My Girlfriend

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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