What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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your life

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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