- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

you just lost the game!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I'm gay.

Asians

OGC - tilt your head

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Small titties.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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