- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

S.O.P.A

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock It's Open!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

NEVER

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.