So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Hey

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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NEVER

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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