what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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8=D

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Miscarriages.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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